Rhys Rodgers.

There is something completely depressing about finding a puddle inside your car. Its just so degrading taxiing a collection of water across the sunshine coast. This is the second time i have experienced a “bail me out” worthy puddle of water and i am just coming to terms with the fact that my car is never going to even pretend to be waterproof. I haven’t been able to see out of my fogged up back window for weeks now and consequently almost crashed this morning. sigh. this is my punishment for driving the sexiest car in Australia the whole world . My mother told me: “It is the sort of car that needs love and care Rhys”. and i replied: “i could never love anything that wasn’t organic.” it is true.

I would like to include a dedication to the GORGEOUS Malisse. Who is one of the nicest person in the world. I think she should become a nun. She is leaving the virtual world of myspace (or so i hear). This means i will probubbly never get to talk to her again as i am a cyborg. So Malisse, this quiz is about/for you.

1. Who are you? i am Rinky!

2. Are we friends? kayak buddies!

3. When and how did we meet? ummm… well one day you existed and i existed and then you ran into me and told me you loved me but i was like “we can never be together because i am in love with somebody else (a sympathetic lie)” and then you were like “thats ok, i can easily suppress my true romantic feelings and just be friends”. and then we were. and it was beautiful.

4. How have I affected you? Somewhat.

5. What do you think of me? I think that you are…. pretty *bluuush*

6. What’s the fondest memory you have of me? That time that we bungee jumped of the story bridge was amazing. and then afterwards you told me that it was just like heaven, and i said “how do you know what heaven is like” and you said, “i see it in your eyes”. awww.

7. How long do you think we will be friends? i seriously think… that we will be friends for two more weeks and then a dramatic land slide will sweep you out of my life forever.

8. Do you love me? Malisse! not again! we are too different! we come from different worlds!

9. Do you have a crush on me? ……. i am not even going to repeat myself.

10. Would you kiss me? yes. and do you know where? i would kiss your ears. well. not really kiss. munch. nibble. chew. lick. slurp. suck. chomp. massage with my mouth. enGULF. mmmm…ears.

11. Would you hug me? yes. and do you know where? i would hug your ears. well. not really hug. munch. nibble chew. lick. slurp. suck. chomp. massage with my mouth. enGULF.

12. Physically, what stands out? your ears…

13. Emotionally, what stands out? your ears….

14. Do you wish I was cooler? that depends. what temperature are you now?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? as i SAID, what temperature are you now?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? “cuddle-munchkin-the-splendid-sun-goddess-nymph-divine salsa-barina-ta-tango-bernita-tekilla”. WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A reason FOR EVERYTHING I DO!?!?!?!?!

17. Am I lovable? yes. in 16 different ways.

18. How long have you known me? dose anybody really KNOW you? yes, thats right TINA BELINA!!! you’ve been living a LIE!!

19. Describe me in one word. Malisse

20. What was your first impression? i thought “pass the torretoes”

21. Do you still think that way about me now? …..pass the torretoes.

22. What do you think my weakness is? ankles. Your weak ankles.

23. Do you think I’ll get married? no. i believe you will become a nun and live a life of service to the lord.

24. What makes me happy? A life of service to the lord.

25. What makes me sad? marriage.

26. What reminds you of me? zebras. because i cut it into two words. ze. bra. and i think “hey. mallisse went to Paris where they say ‘ze’ instead of ‘the’ and she wears a bra!”

27. If you could give me anything what would it be? i would give you your own dimension make entirely of junk food and had little weight loss pills growing off trees. so you could stuff your face and then eat a little pill and its like NOTHING ever HAPPENED!!!

28. How well do you know me? dose anybody really KNOW you *coughtinacough*

29. When’s the last time you saw me? last night. you hitchhiked through the night to tell me you loved me. but i was asleep. but then how did i see you? well, i guess i didn’t.

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? yes. “can i please have your ears?”. there. i said it.

31. Do you think I could kill someone? you killed me! (metaphorically)

32. Do you miss me? like a boy misses a train.

33. Do you think i miss you? like the train misses the boy… *deep*

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