Yesterday I purged my room. I just grabbed everything in my bed room and dumped it in a big pile in the living room. Everything on the floor, on my desk, on my shelfs. I cleaned all my dusty furniture, rearranged it and then sat down to sort through all of my junk. I tossed [...]

Lately I have met a lot of new and interesting people. Some of them i quite like, and others I seem to be repulsed by. I’ve been thinking about what it is that makes me either like or dislike a person. Here are my 5 simple steps to become my worst enemy. The 5 [...]

Sorry for posting the 4th edition on a Monday instead of Sunday, I was simply too Busy not-posting yesterday to post! For those of you who have forgotten, Chardonnay has just ascended into heaven with her friend Gladice the now limbless librarian. You can read the previous story entry’s here.
Heaven was beautiful looking, and [...]

Once upon a time somebody posed me a question:
“Do you think Human beings are innately good or evil?” Obviously they are a bit of both. People can do wonderful and horrible things. We are shocked when someone commits a horrible atrocity like skinning baby’s, but we are (possibly equally?) shocked when someone commits an amazing [...]

Writing Stream of Consciousness is like a Cloud. Sure, they are beautiful, but not exactly hard to come by. Its not like i work hard to write a Stream. You just sit down and write whatever comes into your head and if you are lucky enough or persistent enough it sounds really poetic after a [...]

Check out this amazing site i just discovered. Its a movement called “Buy Nothing Christmas”. It encourages people to have an anti capitalist, non materialistic Christmas by giving thoughtful home made presents. I know that this Christmas I will not be buying Anyone Anything. And i don’t want to receive anything either. I will never [...]

Imaginary Friends are a cause close to my heart. They are so often attacked by parents wondering what is wrong with their children, but the real question is what is wrong with the parents. Studys prove again and again that children with imaginary friends are more creative and lateral thinking than those who lack these [...]

I have this reoccurring desire to join the circus. It stirs in me every few months. And when it hits I become deeply and passionately involved in my future as a performer. I start checking out gymnasiums so that i can train and become more flexible, I investigate circus schools and down load the audition [...]

Welcome to the 3rd installment of Chardonnay Sunday! This amazing girl with an upside down nose has just swum through the middle of the earth and washed up on a beach in Canada. If you would like to read the last 2 previous story entry’s you can find them here. Otherwise… happy reading!
It was [...]

I don’t think there’s anything left inside me Sylvia. There’s nothing left for you to take.
Last Sunday I packed everything that made me up into medium cardboard boxes and I placed it all into that blue moving van. You knew I had to do it Sylvia. Everything was in the note I sent you. [...]