Dear England. I disagree with the Language you created. It is, quite frankly, absurd. I am forever surprised that I am the only person that seems to notice how tragically flawed and laughable your language is. My expectations are not very high, I only ask that each letter should represent a sound and that when you put those sounds together they make a word, which has a meaning. Simple, no?
Then WHY WHY WHY dose the letter “O” have three different sounds? “Oh no”, “Golly gosh”, “Food”. This should be three different letters! How can you get this basic basic thing so totally wrong? I hope you are ashamed.
And what is with these silent e’s!?! Is this some sick joke? are you sitting up there mother England, chuckling to yourself and waiting to see if we finally figure out what a farce this language is? Do you want to know why everyone gets confused with “their” and “there”. Because they both sound the same. So WHY WHY WHY are they spelt differently? How am I the only person that notices this? The”i” in “their” and the “e” at the end of “there” are just JOKES arnt they? I KNOW that those extra letters have no purpose! so why are they there? WHY WHY WHY!?
You are sick England. You are sick sick sick. I went through torture in primary school trying to understand this garbled code of senseless rubbish you call a language! I wondered what was wrong with me but now i know it is YOU who are wrong, and all those who mindlessly accept your freakishly deformed words! I feel insane that nobody else understands how TOTALLY flawed English is. Perhaps i am the only person with eyes in a world of blind and dumb fools…?
I have just given up on using English all-together and instead let the computer do my spelling for me. I have too much integrity to subscribe myself to such a debased and corrupt system!
Have fun distorting the young minds of tomorrow with your twisted “alphabet”. And to all those who mindlessly use this disgusting language, I hope i have opened your eyes
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My mother would empathise with you, but not me. If English is a challenge, so be it - I’m up to it.
So why don’t you learn to write Italian instead? You don’t have the same problem with that language.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Your blog is like the easiest to read blog EVER. I love it. And I love this post.
it’s true, very, sadly, sickeningly true - but if we don’t learn to harness it and hump it into doing the things that we want it to do then we may end up writing something that just sounds silly such as “Please God, make me a bird so that i can fly far FAT away from here” - Jenny, Forest Gump
Britain is the place where we got our language. Why would you criticize them for that is where English came from. Would you rather have over a hundred characters to learn.
The Japanese and the Chinese think the same way you do. We have 26 characters A-Z. don’t forget our vowels a, e i ,o u and sometimes y. There is no other simple way to write otherwise have over a thousand characters each with there own sound. Is this what you really want? think about it before you go and make another comment about American and British literature.
I am not against you but here to let you know that you dont know what the british have acomplished.