Sorry for posting the 4th edition on a Monday instead of Sunday, I was simply too Busy not-posting yesterday to post! For those of you who have forgotten, Chardonnay has just ascended into heaven with her friend Gladice the now limbless librarian. You can read the previous story entry’s here.

Heaven was beautiful looking, and Chardonnay insisted on carrying her limbless friend around to see all the sights, claiming it was the least she could do. But as they toured it became increasingly obvious to both of them that heaven, contrary to popular belief, looked disturbingly similar the land of Oz. This uncanny phenomenon lead Chardonnay to suspect that the entire L. Frank Baum collection was based on nothing more than an out of body experience. She instantly lost all faith in the creators ability to design authentic imaginative plot lines. She said this to the dearly departed Gladice. “I have no faith in a writer who has to base a book on an out of body experience rather than true bogus, which is the life blood of the propaganda industry”. Little did she know that by speaking these impure words the clouds underneath her feet would open up, swallow her whole and spit her back down to earth at break neck speed. And it did.

Now. Heaven is very high and very invisible, which explains why no astronomers can locate it in their telescopes. One crafty astronomer who suspected that heaven would be very invisible and very high up made a super telescope that could see very invisible things very far away. He didn’t count on the mischievous munchkin angles that kept re-adjusting the focus though, and neither did chardonnay count on just how very high up heaven actually was. Even at break neck speed, falling to earth took an amount of time comparable to say, quitting cigarettes or learning Hebrew. Since Chardonnay was exceptionally intelligent she did both these things and spent the remaining five minutes wondering how Gladice would manage to skip down that yellow brick road in the sky without arms or legs. Then she landed. In the worlds largest pillow.

until next time…