Last night i passed out. Well, it wasen’t really passing out as much as collapsing on the floor for no particular reason. Its not a new thing, i do this alot really…
It usually only happens after i have been sitting at the computer, reading a book, or doing something passive in a strange contorted position [...]
This is a shout out to Janessa, My biggest fan and hypothetical finance. I love you like I love oil pastels (alot).
Ok, I want these:
Long Johns. I cannot hide it any longer, I want them more than anything. I want to be able to wear them to bed, and then wear them all day [...]
So I checked out this Blog, which referred to this Post buy a guy i don’t really like, which referred to this study. BREAKING NEWS EVERYBODY: Playing outside stimulates creativity in children.
I have one thing to say about this….. Duh! When i read things like this I feel like i am the only sane person [...]
Welcome to the 2nd installment of Chardonnay Sunday. In case you don’t remember, Chardonnay has just been shot to the moon, fallen off, and bounced across several continents. Lets continue the story…
Chardonnay had landed on a remote exotic island much like Hawaii but better and much cheaper to fly to. If the miserable Cherry [...]
Dear England. I disagree with the Language you created. It is, quite frankly, absurd. I am forever surprised that I am the only person that seems to notice how tragically flawed and laughable your language is. My expectations are not very high, I only ask that each letter should represent a sound and that when [...]
They say it’s when you hit rock bottom that you find out who your true friends are. Well why wait? Find out now with the genius Umbrella Experiment. It was one rainy school day when I found out who my real friends were. I had not brought my umbrella to school. What I realised throughout [...]
I have a wonderful habit, which I have striven to cultivate over a process of several years. I simply form Secret Societies everywhere I go. I have formed so many Secret Societies that I’m sure I have forgotten most of them, which makes them even more secret because even I am not aware of their [...]
Sometimes I like writing strange little sentences. Its a bit like Stream-of-consciousness because i just spit them out of me. i dont think, they just come. They are a little strange or profound or beautiful. Maybe they would make great song lyrics but i know i could never extend them, this is all my creative [...]
This month is Nanowrimo - in which i attempt to write This is not a Book by the end of November. One of the features in This is not a Book is the life story of Chardonnay; a resilient girl with an upside down nose. So I’m instigating “Chardonnay Sunday” in which i serialize the [...]
I have been saying “Sunflowers are my favorite flower” for years now. Its just one of those things you need to know once you cross over into the world of narcissistic quizzes, along with other essential pieces of information, including but not limited to: “do you prefer day or night?”, “how long has it been [...]