A list of things that do not exist.
This list is not very long. If I was a better person I would write a list of 100 things. That is what you are supposed to do you know, so that you can push through the coinsious mind into the subcoinsious where true creativity gallops about like alphabatised ponys with pockadot hancerchiefs in thier front pockets.
1. Cars that you can shrink and put on your key chain, thus eliminating the need for parking lots and making car pooling an actual option.
500,001. Pies that change flavour every time you bite them, thus you never have to worry about which flavour pie to buy because you can have them all! All I say!
Zebra. A special beach grass that grows on sand and likes very wet environments.It would be thick and luscious. We could grow it on the beach, totally covering all sand, then you wouldn’t get sand stuck on the bottom of your feet, and life would be perfect.
12. Flying saucers for tea party’s. This would allow you to engage in various activity’s that would have previously spilt the tea. For example: po-go jumping, hand stands and poaching geese.
%. Hyper linked graffiti. Ao when someone sprays “Jerry Sucks!” or “No Nuclear plants” we can click on the graffiti and it will take us to their personal web page which explains their statement in more depth
grf. A portol you can wear above your left shoulder. You can put an infinite amount of spare objects in this empty space and you can just call its name and it will just come out of the porthol. Also, when you feel deathly embarrassed you can crawl into your own little dimension and just stay there for a while. This way you will never have any mess ever! EVER!
number 4. As a semi alternative to the above. Miniature personal assistants you can keep in a draw. They follow you around and you can ask them “where are the scissors gone?” or “can you mail these letters?” or “Scratch my feet” or “sing me a song” or “What can I do with my hair?” and they tidy the house while you sleep and they always give the right advice.
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5 Responses to “A list of things that do not exist.”
My favourite is the hyperlink one.
And another thing you can add is ‘ctrl + f’ when reading a book… Ah, the number of times I am reading away and think, “They wrote about this earlier too!” And in my mind I press ‘crtl’ then ‘f’, hoping that I will be able to type in a keyword and it will take me to what I’m looking for…. but I never can.
I would like to be able to “think” myself to anywhere in the universe. Of course I can do that virtually through reading, but I’d like to do it physically, too.
number 4 is THE BEST.
And I have always wished for Zebra.
I hate the sand at the beach, ugh!
I much prefer swimming pools. I like that you don’t get all icky, and it’s not all windy, and you can lie on those great chair thingys, and there’s a spa, and no gross naked people - coz at the beach it is APPARENTLY suddenly legal to be naked!! (but not really.) YUCK!
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