Around the world Performance Poets are springing up from under rocks and 3-bedroom apartment buildings. These people entertain you with a soup of expression. (Ingredients: Poetry, Rap, Beat, Omph, Bam and X). And these people do Poetry Slams which can be explained here. And Australia has a National Slam which would be nice to win [...]

This is the anti post to my previous entry on 5 Simple Steps to become my Worst Enemy. Now I’m going to tell you the top 5 traits that I adore most in all human beings.
1. Remembering my name. I absolutly 100% love it when somebody remembers my name. It makes me feel totally [...]

Here is the bad news first:
Bad news: I recently discovered that tons of my comments have been caught by my spam filters! I discovered them and read them and clapped my hands as if discovering the lost children that I never knew I had, and in my feverish quest to get them to where [...]

I’ve become a little bit obsessed with mohawks.
I want one. But I also dont. I am tormented by this hair style that lives in all sixteen corners of my mind!

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Welcome back to my weekly serial, which I post every Sunday. Chardonnay (our lovable hero) has just landed in the worlds largest pillow. Read the previous story entry’s here. And don’t be afraid to leave doting comments…
The pillow was five kilometers long and two kilometers wide, made with extra flammable stuffing and all wrapped in [...]