Dear Blog.

We have had fun, you and I.
I like your sexy and sleek three colum lay-out , although, in all honesty you could maybe experiment with a different header bar? (just a suggestion).
You have been good to me Blog.
over the past few months you have attracted over 2,000 unique visits from all over the world. The Americans adore you the most (of course), lazily followed by Australians, Englanders and then Canadians. Even someone from Honduras has visited you, and that makes me squeek with pleasure Bloggy. Actually sqeek! (yes I know… this is odd)

But you see, I think you are a little bit evil. I think the internet as a whole is a little bit evil. I feel that you are like a cigarette or… a plant. A plant that looks nice but maybe it will strangel all the other plants when I am not looking? I dont know, but I am taking a short break from “us”. No, its not you, Its me.

You see… I am going to Israel. It will be beautiful. As I write this letter my clothes are laid out on the bed, ready to be packed away into my hip, youthful looking backpack. Let me clarify this to the universe: THIS IS NOT A HOLIDAY! Everybody thinks this is a holiday! But they are WRONG WRONG WRONG! It is an adventure. This is what young people do, they step out into the world and they smell and taste all it has to offer before they find there place in it.

Do not worry my dear blog. I will come back to you. I am far too full of things to say. And I crave comments far too profusly to deny myself that scandelous indulgence. I will be back, but I will be changed. Having spent a month in the holy land there will be something in my eyes that was not there before. Something will have shifted into place inside me. I am like a puzzle held by a cumberson preschoolian, Israel will be the gental guiding hand that can no longer stand the childs stupidity! Shoving it into place anyway! I will see the world and my place in it with amazing clarity, and i will be filled with a nameless fire that will never burn out!

While Rhys undergoes this metamorphesis, you (the reader) can peruse his favorite blog posts of 2007, and dont forget to come back in febuary for more wonderful adventures!

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