Why do things turn out a certain way that just makes you want to fall on your sword?

Israel was amazing.
That is such an inadequate adjective.
I have sorted through them all. (Brilliant, fabulous, Amazing, Super, Great, Wonderful)
None of them do any justice to it.
I have tried writing this blog post about 4 or more times now. But I cant.
 
What can I say?
Yes, I am different, although not in the way I thought I [...]

I have been suddenly and strangly cut off from Internet land. My computer has just decided not to let me go there anymore. The roads are snowed in with fussy data signals (or so i imagine). I am typing this blog-post on Dad’s computer. Here I can access my email and Blog, but my favorites [...]

Today I woke up at 4 in the morning. (For work…) I enlisted the help of 3 different alarm clocks. When I woke up the sky was a clean slate of gray, like the sun was just opening its cycloptic eye (is this too verbose?). The birds were already chirping and squeaking and frittering. I [...]

Around the world Performance Poets are springing up from under rocks and 3-bedroom apartment buildings. These people entertain you with a soup of expression. (Ingredients: Poetry, Rap, Beat, Omph, Bam and X). And these people do Poetry Slams which can be explained here. And Australia has a National Slam which would be nice to win [...]

This is the anti post to my previous entry on 5 Simple Steps to become my Worst Enemy. Now I’m going to tell you the top 5 traits that I adore most in all human beings.
1. Remembering my name. I absolutly 100% love it when somebody remembers my name. It makes me feel totally [...]

Lately I have met a lot of new and interesting people. Some of them i quite like, and others I seem to be repulsed by. I’ve been thinking about what it is that makes me either like or dislike a person. Here are my 5 simple steps to become my worst enemy. The 5 [...]

I have this reoccurring desire to join the circus. It stirs in me every few months. And when it hits I become deeply and passionately involved in my future as a performer. I start checking out gymnasiums so that i can train and become more flexible, I investigate circus schools and down load the audition [...]

Last night i passed out. Well, it wasen’t really passing out as much as collapsing on the floor for no particular reason. Its not a new thing, i do this alot really…
It usually only happens after i have been sitting at the computer, reading a book, or doing something passive in a strange contorted position [...]

They say it’s when you hit rock bottom that you find out who your true friends are. Well why wait? Find out now with the genius Umbrella Experiment. It was one rainy school day when I found out who my real friends were. I had not brought my umbrella to school. What I realised throughout [...]