The first thing you need to know is that for as long as I can remember I have had a phobia of public toilets. I was probably molested in them when I was 4 and have suppressed the memory’s. I always try to avoid seeing other people in them at ALL COSTS.
The other day I [...]

This poem was actually born as an email, written to Justin, who has now received so many references in my blog its not funny. He should defiantly comment this post. (hint hint).
What is good poetry and what is crap poetry? I don’t know. All I know is that this came out of me very quickly. [...]

It is easy to stay up late.
One feels tempted to stay up for hours watching TV or reading one of the MANY books you have on your to-do list.
Or writing blog posts.
It feels good to give into this temptation before drifting into eventual sleep.
But you feel it in the morning, when you have to get [...]

I just read my sisters blog and was SHOCKED by how facinating it can be to read the boring intricacys of someones life.  So here are mine.
Most of the time, nowadays, I am EXCITED. I am excited about LOTS of things.
I am excited about my new Unicycle. I will be the ultimate definition of cool [...]

People say the sky is the limit.
Why, the sky is just the place where you gather together pieces of living-room courage to knit into a sweater so you can jump into some place freezing and terrifying.
Look at that little girl sitting on the pointyest part of the moon, furiously knitting together something yellow and fuzzy. [...]

I am growing increasingly concerned about my poo.
I will always remember the words of my dear dear Middle School Home Economics teacher who told us sternly that nowadays, people simply do not poo as often as we should, and our insides are getting clogged up and that is why people get sick so often. Our [...]

I love Wikipedia. It reminds me that I am not alone in this world. I can read about so many fascinating topics, and wikipedia re-assures me in a calming, static voice “There are people out there that believe these things, support these movements, uphold these ideals, subscribe to these labels. You are not alone”. [...]

Last night my sister Talia, brother (in-law) Luke and I picked up a hitch hiker called Pete. He is the most interesting person I have ever met! He wanted us to drop him off at his drug dealer’s in Maroochydore but instead we got him to come hang out with us at night church!
He is [...]

I love to define myself. I love to fit myself into categorys. I love to subscribe to different schools of thought and ideals. I love to be a part of somthing bigger. I love to know where i stand in relation to others. I love to be different. I love to be the same. [...]

I am very into my resolutions at the moment. I am getting high off resolutions. They are a wonderful tradition. I have made them before but often do not complete them, or even bother remember to look back on my list at the end of the year. I remember making a list of resolutions at [...]